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29 points · 2 days ago

So that’s why Harold and Kumar went to White Castle beside the food

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5 points · 2 days ago

Harold and Kumar come at White Castle

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27 points · 2 days ago

Yeah me too.. apparently Ric is still flying in the simulator

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26 points · 2 days ago

The MacLaren car just doesn't suit him and most drivers supposedly. Sainz wasn't so hot in it either and look at how he's a race winner since leaving.

20 points · 2 days ago

I wonder what that says about Lando.. Maybe he’s like Fernando and can just drive anything

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11 points · 2 days ago · edited 2 days ago

Maybe Lando just really likes those tight rear ends. (I like the explanations on driver 61 if you want a serious reason: https://youtu.be/TVKeBAyIjyw)

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45 points · 2 days ago

Pretty metal

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28 points · 2 days ago

Projectile milk vomit is khornes worst fear.

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124 points · 2 days ago

I had to re look at the picture. Yup you're right. Fudge you.

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9 points · 2 days ago

I can't unsee it now. Appropriately savage.

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4 points · 2 days ago

And what makes you think this is a tortoise?

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7 points · 2 days ago

If it is, poor tortoise is dead.

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1 point · 3 days ago

I really don't get the love for these. They look like some old man walmart shoe with a chunky sole to me. If you like them though then that's cool, but they just aren't my taste.

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422 points · 4 days ago

Wait… so size does matter?!?

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1 point · 3 days ago

Only after your penis falls off.

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998 points · 4 days ago

May r ask him to give you a 1/2 hour massage everyday so you can be ready for oral? He goes first. I bet the chore he does tapers off.

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242 points · 4 days ago

Forget her appreciation for him. He should be the one showing his appreciation for the wife giving her all to raising their kids. As if that's not exhausting enough she has another kid begging to get his dick sucked unreciprocated in the little bit of downtime she has once the kids fall asleep.

The father sucks, and doesn't deserve any more sucking until he resolves some things.

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31 points · 3 days ago

What a junk ass response. You're swinging at your own straw man talking about two sides with an entirely invented story.

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