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14 points · 15 hours ago · edited 13 hours ago

I can remember when Hustler was considered "hardcore". It gave up on internet porn a long time ago circa 2006. It just got too weird for me. All the strange categories, fetishes, and the way it degrades women. It's just not for me.

But much of this vein of nude photography could be consider art. Fapping was so much more fun in those days. You would look a pic like that for weeks, even months. You fantasized. You thought about what you would do. From foreplay to the actual act. You thought about kissing and really making love to a woman.

Now, it's "triple penetration" doesn't get me off. That's so sad.

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1 point · 13 hours ago

Back in my day, porn was wholesome! (It wasn't. My first porn was a black and white incest zine I found on the street in the late 80s. It was repulsive, but I read it cover to cover before throwing it in the sewer.)

12 points · 4 days ago

I never understood that line. Was she saying shes bad in bed? That her flexibility isn’t useful in the bedroom? What does that even mean?

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2 points · 4 days ago

She was flirting - saying it wasn't useful outside of gymnastics while signaling it was with the lip bite. The fabric of society is very complex.

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20 points · 8 days ago

I'm from jersey and I'M FURIOUS

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-1 points · 8 days ago

Relax. Step outside and breathe in the sweet scent of horseshoe crabs roasting over a tire fire.

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109 points · 8 days ago

That’s being a bit generous isn’t it?

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4 points · 8 days ago

Day 1 of 3rd grade.

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1 point · 8 days ago

Eww it looks like natto slime.

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6 points · 10 days ago

He died in a later episode. When Jerry,got the season hockey tickets from the attorney Alec Berg....Mr.beerrgg. "the face painter"

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1 point · 10 days ago

That's a shame. No roommate then?

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153 points · 11 days ago

Dee ! Sharpest thing in the bar, quick!

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10 points · 11 days ago

Her bird beak.

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29 points · 13 days ago

Whatever happened to that deli?

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15 points · 13 days ago

Mom and Pop closed up shop to get into the lucrative cobbling business. They put a slice of corned beef in every shoe.

4 points · 12 days ago

Then they made off with all of Jerry's sneakers

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2 points · 12 days ago

And their kids? Molded out of corned beef this whole time.

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