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1 point · 1 day ago

That dog doesn't look old enough to drink.

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18 points · 6 days ago

I was quite happy to hear: "I'M HAVING ONE!" make a come back.

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Op47 points · 8 days ago · edited 8 days ago

In a deep saucepan, crack 6 cold eggs. To make smaller batches, use a 2-to-1 tablespoon eggs-to-butter ratio.

Put the pan on high heat and add the butter.

Stir and turn the eggs constantly with a rubber spatula until they start to thicken, scraping down the bottom of the pan as you go.

After 30 seconds, take the pan off the heat but keep stirring. Put the heat back on after about 10 seconds. Keep repeating this process for 3 minutes.

Remove the eggs from the heat at the last minute and season lightly with salt and pepper. For an extra creamy texture, stir in 1 tbsp of crème fraîche (sour cream).

Serve with chopped chives as a garnish.

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2 points · 8 days ago

That's how James Bond cooks his eggs. I think Ian Fleming took credit for inventing it.

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1 point · 8 days ago

It's no Kill-Dozer.

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0 points · 13 days ago

Fun Fact: this is fake. It's a detail from Nathanial Bacon's "Cookmaid with Still Life of Vegetables and Fruit".

So the title shown was fabricated and it's very possible that she's holding a squash.✌️

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2 points · 13 days ago

OP has a pic on another post for all inquiring minds. Definitely looks photoshopped in the boob department at least, but that's probably not the latitude she's asking about anyway.

2 points · 14 days ago

Nope, never heard of Boris Vallejo. I guess I was just assuming OP kept their dick covered. If that’s not the case, I can see why they got kicked out, and they may well have trouble finding faires where their costume is acceptable, as many faire are aiming to be “family friendly”. If OP has a vagina they may get away with a bit more, as I’ve seen a surprising amount of labia this year with women wearing skirts slit to their hip bones. But yeah. “Genital intensive” might not be appropriate for a lot of faires.

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1 point · 13 days ago

😮 who HAVE you heard of then?

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6 points · 15 days ago

We went to PA this year and I enjoyed it so much more than MDs. The paved walkways are nice, but an added bonus to me. And yes, polished is a good word for it. But also the general atmosphere a mnd culture. Foe me it feels like the focus at MD is just to go to the pubs and get wasted. That's it. I can't say why. But I didn't like the vibe of MD. But that's me. For those who love it, awesome.

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5 points · 15 days ago

PA has actual indoor restrooms with flush toilets too. Every now and then it's nice to pee without dipping your cloak in a pool of other peoples feces. But to each their own.

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4 points · 15 days ago

Can Someone Share Any Standup Comedians Who Talk Everything Except Sex, Dick, Vagina, Cum Etc?

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3 points · 15 days ago

Bill Cosby.

But, you know.....

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