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2 points · 2 hours ago

What if it was Suck Guy Nasty?

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4 points · 2 days ago

All losses suck, but this one was a fucking soul vacuum. I feel the desire to live just pouring out of my torso as I type.

Cicadas on 3.

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35 points · 4 days ago

We always made it with lime jello.

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11 points · 4 days ago

better with lime jello

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198 points · 11 days ago

Holy shit. What an embarrassing thumbnail.

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55 points · 11 days ago

Stav quit CT to go do even lower-effort, corny podcast guest spots.

You can't tell me he was tired of the work, there is no work. It's talking. Clearly he and Producer Nick had some kind of falling out.

I know the host of The Adam Friedland Show would never intentionally do anything to upset a friend, only thoughtless accidents like forgetting to pick up a sandwich for a food-addicted monster, so it has to be Producer Nick.

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107 points · 12 days ago

I think this is a terrible defense of Kyrie, but I am all for more calling out of owners.

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38 points · 12 days ago

This rules, because the dudes who own NBA teams get their money by exploiting thousands/millions of people, and they should probably all be drawn and quartered. But also, this is in defense of an Alex Jones-brained, self-proclaimed genius who publicly endorsed a bunch of Black Israelite propaganda, then repeatedly refused to apologize for it, and instead just kept doubling down because his ego can't accept that he was being a racist, stupid baby.

Everyone loves to laugh at an arrogant person embarrassing themselves. It's cathartic. The most recent chapter in Kyrie's saga has been some all-time comedy on that front.

Like, even looking past the obvious racism of the whole Black Israelite thing, just... what is the point? What is the benefit in learning that you're actually one of 'the real Jews?' Why broadcast that? Does it make you feel like you've stumbled across the secret truths of the universe? Do you feel like a special genius? Like a wise truth-teller?

I don't know, and it doesn't matter, but it is very funny.

2 points · 12 days ago

The most accurate, nuanced, and reasonable take on this whole debacle

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2 points · 12 days ago

Thanks dawg. Sometimes it's important to just stop and laugh at a bozo.

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19 points · 20 days ago

Good job. Don't give up.

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160 points · 21 days ago

This sounds like something Chris Hayes would say. Big miss

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24 points · 21 days ago

Keith Olbermann-ass insult. Horrendous. Dogshit.

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327 points · 23 days ago

That island? Ireland.

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