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43 points · 6 days ago

As if anybody could read what they were “writing.” He says “thank you, thank you so much,” yeah ok there buddy.

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42 points · 6 days ago

Exactly! It didn’t look like Morse Code (though admittedly I’m no expert) so it was clearly just assume the flashing lights mean whatever you want them to. Very funny to see them frantically waving phone lights around and then say “we told him about the affidavit”.

10 points · 6 days ago

they were drawing letters with the light and covering the light at the end of the letter. I couldn't tell what they were drawing but maybe they had a lot of practice with it and could decipher what the other person was drawing. I couldn't figure it out but also they dude on the ground was facing the light away from the camera so maybe its harder to see when its not front facing.

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3 points · 6 days ago

I sort of thought this but it didn’t look like they were writing anything long enough to express more than sort of “hello” - although I guess they could’ve been there spelling for hours and we just saw a few seconds.

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37 points · 6 days ago

The story about Pam soiling her sheets and Keith letting her sit that way for hours so he could have breakfast and a chat was so chilling. Obviously so much of his behavior was disgusting but this was one of the wildest standouts to me. All he has to do was skip one morning of eggs for his dying life partner to have some dignity and comfort. May his 120 years be equally full of suffering!

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19 points · 9 days ago

I live in LA and guarantee this is nowhere near LA chic, if that was still her goal with this one 😆

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6 points · 8 days ago

Also in LA and if anything I would say the “new” LA chic style for tacky trendy builds is that sort of modern farmhouse look. All grays and whites without even a hint of natural wood color. Open concept to the point of the downstairs being just one room. White subway tile. Basically the houses of Jax/Brittany and Sandoval/Ariana lol.

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5 points · 9 days ago

Yes, 3 in the last 2 days: Texas, UK, and Massachusetts

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3 points · 8 days ago

I imagine that’s a good sign! My activity has been dead for weeks :(

3 points · 11 days ago

that's really nice to hear that they considered it so thoughtfully. OMG i know, all my hopes are pinned on SX now haha. how are your views looking?

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5 points · 11 days ago

Not great, honestly. Had 4 or 5 views but they stopped around October 20. Maybe someone downloaded the film but I think a lot of deliberation is going down now so I would imagine there should be more views.

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65 points · 24 days ago

This is the longest Paige and Craig have lived together and she can’t even make it past the first week 🥴

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4 points · 23 days ago

Also they’d been formally bf/gf for 6 months at that point and seeing each other for nearly a year. I feel like spending a week together should be pretty easy at that point if the relationship actually works.

325 points · 24 days ago

MOST GUYS ARE INTO ME?!?! Holy shit make it stop

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27 points · 23 days ago

Getting a straight man to wanna bang you is not exactly clearing an incredibly high bar.

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6 points · 1 month ago

Who TF thinks it’s okay to intentionally break glass in a shared space and just leave it there. I’m irate! Just sprinkle some in their room I guess? Because it’s totally ok?

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1 point · 1 month ago

When Paige called that “fighting over something, even a silly little thing”…I was like uhhh I mean someone could easily end up needing stitches. Doesn’t feel that silly to ask a mid-30s adult to stop breaking glass and risking a very serious injury.

3 points · 1 month ago

If I hear, “who puts fireworks in a house and doesn’t expect people to set them off?” one more time I will scream. Even if it didn’t go near my boat I would be pissed. You’re a guest in someone’s house! Though now we are seeing what he must have been like in Minnesota. The Midwest rejects you Craig!

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2 points · 1 month ago

Also I’m sure the fireworks were for 4th of July weekend anyway. If he had just asked Luke “hey man! Can we set off these fireworks?” then Luke would’ve taken them to a safe area to do so. Craig requires instant gratification

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13 points · 1 month ago

I'm so naive. I went to the jewellery designers page because her stuff was cute. The burger ring is almost $19,000. (I don't own any fine jewellery so am clueless).

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2 points · 1 month ago

It makes sense at an event that is also selling Dali pieces and that incredible apartment itself. But I think her business model could work well (maybe even better?) at a “high end but not luxury” price point where a ring might be $1K-$2K. Obviously that’s still not for everyone but a far larger audience could drop that on a whim than $19K. The high commissions on luxury only make sense if she actually gets sales….

2 points · 1 month ago

I'm nowhere near any art world and I didn't actually realise they were real Dali so definitely makes sense. Should have known if Margaux was buying something, it would have been $$$$. Considering the lifestyle that Anya wants as well she needs that kind of commission. This is giving us Gallery Girls 2.0. Love it.

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2 points · 1 month ago

Agreed! I wonder if Margaux actually bought anything though. $19K is still 2 months of her allowance, which seems to be her only income lol. I’m rooting for Anya though!!

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69 points · 1 month ago

Margeaux is a moron with that embroidery lmaoo

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2 points · 1 month ago

At least have the sayings in French so they have some air of…worldliness. “don’t worry be happy” is so cringey.

133 points · 1 month ago

Omg, this rift is based on a dumb joke about bread that Victoria overheard and then extrapolated about. That was hardly shit talking. And she comes across as very insecure behind her whole cool girl act.

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8 points · 1 month ago

And it wasn’t a joke about Victoria, even. Just a silly little “misheard language” moment Adja was recapping. Victoria truly pulled the shit-talking rumor out of her ass….

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