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Clearly lacking in fibre

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level 1

On 31th wipe you see bloody shit☠️

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· 2 mo. ago · edited 2 mo. ago
Wholesome4

I handle wiping my butt and traffic stops the same way: I only stop on red.

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level 2

It was sandpaper💀

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level 2

And then you have to keep wiping because you can't run around with a dirty butt, while you're gritting your teeth and crying.

Two actual tricks:

  1. Just get a bidet, or a mini shower head, only way to actually feel clean, they can be pretty cheap

  2. I've done this wrong for 30 years: Don't just wipe straight up, your butt hole is literally that, a hole with folds. You can wipe a hundred times, if you wipe over a fold with dirt in it you won't easily get clean. Wipe in a circular motion, it helps so fucking much

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Thirty-firth

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Thirty-oneth

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· 2 mo. ago · edited 2 mo. ago
(⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃

i get bloody shit in the 5th wipe 😎

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Proud to be 100th upvote

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· 2 mo. ago
Identifies as a Cybertruck

When it's finally clean but you start again

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level 2

Take a long ass time to get all of it out

Take another long ass time to wipe everything

Get up, suddenly feel the urge to shit again

"Motherfucker"

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level 2

relatable af. it do be like that sometimes tho

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· 2 mo. ago
(⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃

Damn, that sounds painful! Your asshole is gonna burn like hell.

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level 2

Your finally done then you stand up and the bubble guts hit you and your booty is already tender.

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