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My mother ordered a soap dispenser from Amazon and THIS was the warranty information.

r/funny - My mother ordered a soap dispenser from Amazon and THIS was the warranty information.
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I especially love the title, "Red bold on front of document."

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It’s like a Bojack Horseman joke.

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My guess is that someone typed this up with the intention of getting it properly designed and printed as a folded warranty leaflet.

The person that was supposed to design it couldn't be be bothered so just clicked ctrl+p and started shipping them

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I recently bought a scrub cap for work that has cats and dogs on it. It also says “meow” in cute fonts and “the sound that comes from a dog” in like times new Roman is written on it multiple times.

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And "Page one:"

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Seems like the warranty notice was also made in china (with love) from this instructions sheet

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That is ironically in neither red nor bold

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I once bought one and filled it with dishwashing soap. The next morning the soap has dissolved something and it leaked out of the reservoir into the battery compartment and rusted everything out.

It was just dawn dish soap.

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· 2 mo. ago
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It was just dawn dish soap.

Shouldn't have left it in until morning then.

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· 2 mo. ago · edited 2 mo. ago

My daughter had a soap dispenser in her bathroom that was Darth Vader’s head. Because all 6 year old girls LOVE Darth, or maybe just mine. Anyway I didn’t have liquid hand soap in the house so I filled it with dawn. I figured it would wash hands just fine. The dawn ate the paint off of Vader’s face. If the soap got on the pump at all it would remove the paint down to the casted material.

Edit. Hi folks, yes I am aware that dawn use long term isn’t good. She only had the one refill of dawn because I didn’t have liquid soap in the house, we are bar soap people, and she needed that thing to work NOW. This was about 5 years ago. Vader is out, Harry Potter is in and she now has a “potion” soap that is clear liquid hand soap with a couple of drops of food coloring so make it red.

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· 2 mo. ago · edited 2 mo. ago

"Just Dawn Dish Soap."

Brundage, you mean the thing BP used to clean all those ducks? Go figure it fking dissolved something.

Edit: just saw the typo. I'm leaving it fuck you.

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