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So that's what McDonald's is doing

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To be competitive in today's market you have to expand your offerings.

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· 2 mo. ago · edited 2 mo. ago
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Yes, I’ll have the Happy Ending Meal.

Super size the toy please.

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"I'll take five"

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What you're suggesting is that companies need to find a way to ...

get a head?

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Starbucks is only giving out handjobs. McDonald’s has really upped the game

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"Do you wanna grab a Starbucks?"

"Nah, we don't have time for a hand job."

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That model looks like she’s lovin it

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Over the exit, the sign says, “Gute Fahrt!”

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German: essentially means good trip or safe journey.

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Aus fahrt at all exits…. Ass fart lololololol

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Here in Denmark we have a city named Middelfart.

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I had a German teacher who would say, “Hab eine gute Fahrt!” (Have a good trip!) in a falsetto voice as we’d leave at the end of class each day.

He also like to say “Damit zu hell!” at unexpected times while pointing at the lights.

We were all Mormons, so being swearing adjacent was endless fun.

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It remind me of my Texan exchange partner who without exception said ‚donkey shit‘ instead of Dankeschön and ‚auto bomb‘ instead of Autobahn. There were other examples, but I can’t remember now. Nobody ever noticed but I was losing my shit constantly. Cody, if you’re here, thanks for the laughs, brother.

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As a Texan who speaks German.....that sounds about right.

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My family says "donkey chain" but intentionally.

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