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Looking for a #programming #language that is used by 95.2% of all #websites?

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Hahah HTML bad!

… But it’s not a programming language?

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This sub is basically reposts of the same 5 unfunny overused jokes

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That's the point of the joke right? All of these are programming languages except HTML (and SQL, though it is technically turing complete I think).

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Html is markup language not programing language

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HTML is just the docker of web development.

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neither is SQL, to be fair.

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But, what if you stretch the definition a little? :P

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I thought the python, JavaScript, typescript going insane was the funniest bit

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HyperText Markup Language

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It's a declarative programming language.

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I’ve been writing HTML on my resume for 5 years. I wonder what interviewers might have felt seeing those.

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Ahh, joke #2 of 5. Always hilarious!

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This sub is full of non-programmers

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SQL is a programming language? You meant PL/SQL?

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Pretty sure ANSI SQL is Turing complete

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You can write some pretty complex code in SQL. There's usually no reason to do it that way though. Not good practice to bog your database server down running procedures. Generally when I'm using SQL, I'll use views and some small procedures to do database cleanup tasks and set different testing scenarios.

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