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Posted by3 months ago
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Natalie Portman with some Thor fans

r/Marvel - Natalie Portman with some Thor fans
219 comments
95% Upvoted
level 1

All I can think of now is Natalie’s Rap from the Lonely Island. “All the kids looking up to me can suck my dick”

It is really nice of her though. I can’t wait to see the new film

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level 2

Yeah me

When I was Harvard I smoked weed every day

Cheated every test and snorted all the yay

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level 2

It’s Portman motherfucker! Drink til I’m SICK!

This picture is very heart touching

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level 2

I was literally thinking that too haha

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She never said she was a role model.

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I'll nut in your mouth like Gushers, motherfucker!

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Wow, I haven't heard that song for years, and now you've just given me the idea to chuck it on a few of my playlists. Thanks!

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· 3 mo. ago
Hawkguy

Say somethin' 'bout the muthafuckin' prequels, bitch!

Say somethin' fuckin' nice about Jar-Jar Binks!

Now kiss him right on his seventeen dicks!

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level 2

Natalie's Rap is one of the best SNL skits, ever. Solid comedy, great delivery.

Also, she is beautiful! I absolutely love her dress. Simple, yet striking. The shoes match the dress perfectly.

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level 2

what song is that?

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level 1

I want someone to look at me the way little Thor girl looks at Natalie Portman.

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Meanwhile the little girl in the back is looking at mjolnir like the way drunk me looks at a burger.

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level 1

This is great and I’m happy that girls are enjoying Jane as Thor.

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level 2

It’s so weird it upset them. Hemsworth is still the lead, he’s still paid more, and it’s not like she is going to be stronger than him. People need to learn to share.

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level 2

Ah, I remember when they first announced the Mighty Thor run in the comics and people online lost their shit about Jane becoming Thor. Good times.

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level 2

My favorite part is when they try to claim they’re actual fanboys and bitch about the movie ruining the comics only to tell them Female Thor first came about in the comics in the 60’s.

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level 2

I was thinking how awesome those mom's are to dress up too and everyone has such great costumes. It's sad people are like that.

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level 2

I don't understand though why she becomes "Thor". I mean wasn't Thor just named Thor and then he became god of thunder, so wouldn't she be "Jane, the god of thunder"?

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level 2

?

Dude people including women have been complaining about Jane Foster's run as Thor for years.

Disliking poorly written characters is not being an incel.

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Watching the Fandom Menace neckbeards on YouTube cry like babies over female heroes getting the spotlight has been an absolute riot for me. Their slow realisation that their attempts at gatekeeping are failing on every front has been glorious to behold.

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Same kind of idiots who tried to reviewbomb Captain Marvel to fail and instead had to sit back and watch it make over a billion at the box office. I love when stuff like that happens!

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Why cant people be happy for everyone else's success. Its nice seeing people succeed and get ahead by doing what they love, and then being wholesome once they can!

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level 2

People crying about fictional shit is keeping me alive right now.

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level 2

That’s literally the best thing about? Sounds like some reverse-incel logic. Invercel.

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level 2

I don't think we have seen a lot of that after teaser pictures were released Natalie being Chadme.

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lmao now THIS is shilling folks 😂

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level 1

Portman as Thor? Literally nothing is hotter

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level 2

Idk about that, Surtur might be hotter.

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Natalie Thortman

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level 2

Right??!! Why is anyone mad about this???

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