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Posted by2 months ago

This Was On R/TerribleFaceBookMemes

r/Firearms - A Rock in bad Hands Killed Abel. A Rock in Good Hands Killed Goliath. It's definately NOT About the Rock, Folks.

The comment section was actually fairly based

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Why are the words randomly capitalized?

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· 2 mo. ago
RPG

because “Dwayne Johnson” wouldn’t fit

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I mean, they spelled “definitely” wrong, so I don’t think spelling and grammar is a strong point for OP

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Facebook grammar

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That "defininately" tells you everything you need to know about the person who wrote it.

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I just imagine Borat saying them and it begins to make sense.

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Emphasis.

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We must ban rocks of mass destruction.

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· 2 mo. ago
Blunt Object FTW

I bet the dinosaurs wish they had.

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· 2 mo. ago · edited 2 mo. ago
AK47

Tactical Assault Rocks have been banned and yet here we are

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No one needs an assault rock! People’s right to live is more important than your rock rights! 🤣

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Don’t forget about assault rocks… they just jump up and throw themselves at people.

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[deleted]
· 2 mo. ago

Surprised Facebook didn't censor it

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· 2 mo. ago
Wild West Pimp Style

I'll admit the kerning is terrible, but the point remains valid...

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Keming?

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Comment removed by moderator · 2 mo. ago
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As much as I'm on your side, the 4th chapter of the book of Genesis (v. 8) doesn't specify the method by which Cain killed Abel.

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Now ya done it. Had to go stirrin up the “acktuallies”

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Huh, I had never noticed, and Ive read plenty of the bible. Probably just how genesis never mentions the forbidden fruit being an apple, or how it never mentions satan tempting eve, only a serpent

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