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Posted by2 months ago

When he said this I had a good laugh…

r/Firearms - When he said this I had a good laugh…

Yes Jim, and I would’ve have been a helpless little B.

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80% Upvoted
level 1
· 2 mo. ago
Wild West Pimp Style

Two words. Nightstand. Gun.

Then technically I'll be at my most vulnerable when I go downstairs for some cold water but hey, locked doors and windows should delay them enough.

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level 2

Couch gun, three bedside guns, desk gun, car gun, carry gun, kitchen gun, bathroom gun, patio gun, 2nd bathroom gun, garage gun.... the list goes on.

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level 2

There are guns in 3 rooms in my house. My room, my roommates room and our gun room. Can get to a gun from anywhere in the house in 2 seconds or less it’s kind of awesome honestly.

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level 2
· 2 mo. ago
AR15

For some reason I have mentioned that I live in a home with no children and I have a pistol on my nightstand ready to go on multiple progun subreddits and have been dogpiled for being an irresponsible gun owner. I have also been told that I have fantasies about home invasions and murdering people.

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level 2

These people made their choices. Defending your home and family shouldn’t be political, But it is. It’s all fun and games until you are made to watch as a bunch of savages go to town on your wife and daughter, and then you. Bunch of sick fucks are released everyday who have been convicted of serious shit.

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level 2

You don't have a fridge gun?

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level 2

Be prepared to fight from any room in your house

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level 2

Bed gun.

We cuddle ARs round here.

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level 2
· 2 mo. ago · edited 2 mo. ago

I used to love watching bowling for columbine. Specifically the scene where James Nichols* says, “I sleep with a loaded .44magnum under my pillow.” Everyone should watch that part.

https://youtu.be/0C4yBk6syOE

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level 2

I have a loaded gun in a biometric safe in every room of the house.

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level 2

That’s why I got them little single gun safes and built me some false cabinets in a few strategic locations in the house.

That way if I hear shit I’m always near at least one of them.

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level 2

Kitchen gun. Currently i have a desk gun, bathroom shotgun, kitchen/living room gun and bedside gun.

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level 2

Haven't you heard of the 30-foot rule????

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level 2
· 2 mo. ago
SAR 9

two words. Rifle under the bed.

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level 2

It doesn’t matter what time, or how long…if I’m walking away from my nightstand, my nightstand rig is coming with.

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level 2

I have a Glock 26 I carry on a holster around the top of my calf. I can be buckass baked and still have my gun.

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level 2

Codpiecd gun like Sex Machine in From Dusk T IL Dawn

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level 1

Jim has never listened to the words of the famed poet Young Jeezy

“They know I got that broccoli, so I keep that glock on me”

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